A Conversation with Kim Jong Il. (A True Story)
Aide to Kim Jong Il: “Most benevolent lordship, I have news to present to thee.” Kim Jong Il: “Speak, citizen of mine.” Aide to Kim Jong Il: “The United Nations has come to a decision concerning our missile launch.” Kim Jong Il: “Send my female slaves back to their cages—the sensual massage will have to wait—this will require my direct… Read more »